Movie Titles

Ok this is not about Technical Taps or any sort of pc review or help, this is me pointing out that movie producers are lazy and un-inventive.

Lets just list a few that just came out, shall me ? ...

Zombiland
Paranormal Activity
A Christmas Carol
Where the Wild Things Are (How??!?!?)
NINE
The Road
Amelia

and lets throw New Moon in there for a separate rant.

Like seriously just look at those titles! , how did they get past the editors?
Like wow a zombie movie... lets call that zombiland
could paranormal activity be about ghosts ?
A Christmas Carol (boring remake again)
Where the Wild Things Are ok you know what they are not so not imaginative I don't know how they turned a book less than 50 pages into a full length movie. But its still another book to movie.
NINE despite how interesting it looked, The flat name of NINE just seems so bland and boring doesn't it?
The Road - well wow rly ? ... seriously? , that's the name?
--- SPOILER --- I just herd from my bird that they are going to make a sequel called the Sidewalk , and possibly The Parking Garage!

Amelia , despite if the title makes sense a title of a name of the protagonist is just bland.

and on to the separate rant entirely New Moon. This movie is just to suck the money out of every 14 year old girls pocket and into some sparkling vampires hand. Like the book described skin looking of hardened diamonds. This does not equate in my mind to glitter shimmer of a refracting lighting effect. This brings to mind something almost transparent and almost blinding from the light being bounced off of em. Yes I have read the books. They were decent. The first and last books were the best. The middle ones you can skip the first half of the book, well you can skip the first half of every book. Seriously half this movie is going to be her in the fetal position crying. The other half a sickening love triangle forming. Ohhh and don't forget to kick the German Shepard on screen for the big fight scene! Sadly I will put myself through watching this movie. I Just have to, its like a front row seat to a train wreak, are you going to pass that up ? Of course not... well that is if you are as deranged as me ^,.,^